worgens:

embarrassing wow story time

when i first downloaded the free trial my 14 year old self was fucking blown away when i discovered the forsaken. the idea of being able to play as a badass zombie lady was, at that moment, the absolute coolest thing i could possibly conceive of. so my very first character was a female undead warrior. or maybe a rogue?? idk pointy melee weapons were involved

anyway fast forward to 2011, my parents just bought me my first wow sub and i decided i would make another rad undead lady

i was super excited, but my starting zone experience was not great. a really annoying dude who had also just made a new undead toon would not leave me the fuck alone, and he frequently followed me as i tried to quest in peace. even though i was trying my hardest to not acknowledge him he just wouldnt go away. not only that, but he talked at me the whole goddamn time about whatever inane shit happened to pop into his head

when i was just about done with the starting zone i couldnt take it anymore and turned to face him. i told him politely but firmly that i wanted to play wow by myself, that i didnt need help or anything, and that i would really like it if he just left me alone.

it was darnell.