sludgebat:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

oh, and that isn’t even the only time that mummies have allegedly been eaten for supposed medicinal properties.

though the other instance involves a lot more honey. like, a lot.