I just installed Skyrim! About to find out what you nerds have been hollerin’ about for so long.
Huh. I didn’t realize you could die during the tutorial. Apparently a dragon landing directly on top of you is fatal.
“Blah blah blah, the war in Skyrim! It deserves to be free! Join the Stormcloaks!”
buddy thanks for helping me but I’m a buff orc woman and I don’t know what you’re talking about or why I should care. anyway I heard you can hoard cheese and marry lizards in this game, is that true?
Its all true
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