any nord follower at every opportunity: SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
me, a very tired khajiit: hey champ?? buddy?? pal?? friend?? that’s a fucking spider
also, given the overwhelming populations of frostbite spiders and mudcrabs, i’m pretty sure skyrim actually belongs to giant arthropods
the dragons were just a harbinger of the true end-times. the real apocalypse will have more chitin, far more eyes, and many, many more legs.
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