folatefangirl:

Me, trying to explain Eurovision to fellow Americans: Think American Idol, but mix it with your most awkward high school memories of Model UN. Only it’s not really the UN, but a Model EU plus the UK (who never wins) plus Aussies cuz they’re cool. Now blend all of THAT with Ru Paul’s Drag Race and a Vodka Aunt after ten shots and that’s about as close to Eurovision as you’re gonna get lol