systlin:

thisacelovesheadcanons:

irollforinitiative:

did-you-kno:

In 18th-century England, it was
fashionable for wealthy estate owners
to hire people to dress as druids, never
wash themselves, grow their hair and
nails as long as possible, and live in
their gardens as ‘ornamental hermits.’ Source Source 2 Source 3

Where do I apply?

I want to be an ornamental hermit

If I ever win the lottery, I will hire both of you as ornamental hermits. 

Excellent