Me: Honey look at these videos of demodex I took at work yesterday.
Long Suffering Boyfriend: Wha…?
Me: They’re so cute… oh never mind. This one doesn’t move much because he’s dead.
LSB: Well yeah that makes sense…
Me: Here’s another one, he’s much more active.
LSB: Hon you don’t need to show me the bugs.
Me: Look at it wiggle its little leggies!
LSB: They’re kind of gross
Me: Lies!