pinkmarco:

Tony Stark *Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Peter an inch from his face*

Peter: So we had this id- stop screaming- so we had this idea

Tony Stark: What the hell, who’s we?

Shuri *directly beside his face*: We had this idea

Tony Stark: Christ there’s two of them

swampgallows:

warcraftloredepartment:

Elf on the shelf where everything is the same except the elf is a 9-foot tall illidan stormrage

yourplayersaidwhat:

Most people recognize that, when playing a Tabletop RPG, it’s considered poor form to share one’s remaining Health Points while in character.

My party discovered a roundabout means of expressing this value following a mishap with the refrigerator:

Time Mage (Al’Hums): ‘Hey Veles? How many pizza pockets have you eaten this battle?’

White Mage (Veles): ‘If I started this battle with 206 pizza pockets, I now have 143 left.’