They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, “Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?”
Demon’s like: “Alright.”
Five seconds later the Fighter says “Alright our deal is complete”
???
“What do you mean our deal is complete?” said the Demon
“Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?”
The Demon is in shock, and so am I, the DM. This fighter just out-tricked a freakin’ demon deal by telling the demon to cool his heels for a moment I couldn’t believe it.
I don’t know how I never realized this before either but his mouth… He literally makes the same shape for EVERY syllable… Meaning not only is the walking animation atrocious, but Guts would basically be saying “Aaahhh aaahhh! Aaahhh aaahhh! AAAHH!!”
the people in the background also slowly drift over, you can see it when the gif reloops
so I was looking for a knights of the frozen throne wallpaper and uh i didnt know you could download the full res promotional images from blizzard’s press center
and when i say full res
i mean FULL RES
LOOK AT THAT
THE BRUSH STROKES!!!
i had no idea digital pieces should be this big!!!! LMAO this is awesome
Quick backstory: I’m still world building for the campaign my players are currently running, so I let them offer up suggestions for some different gods. One of them (the Warlock) comes up with some ideas in the vein of Lovecraftian horrors. The following conversation ensued in our group chat.
Me: Really going for that Elder God aesthetic, aren’t you?
Warlock: I suppose, though I was going at it from a more comedic angle when I thought of it.
Me: I definitely see that, but still getting some of that GOO in there.
My girlfriend, the Rogue: WHOOPSIE DOO, HERE COMES THE GOO
Me: That’s an acronym, [Rogue]. G.O.O., not goo.
GF: WHOOPSIE DOO, HERE COMES THE G.O.O.
The chat falls silent for about ten minutes.
GF: G.OD O.F O.RGASMS
Me: Great Old One, [Rogue]. Elder God. Cthulhu and company.
GF: NO. GOD. OF. ORGASMS.
Warlock: I’m perfectly okay with God of Orgasms. I believe that’s what they called me back in my University days.
Me: Fine. There is now officially a God of Orgasms. Are you filthy degenerates happy?
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