systlin:

bowsersdickis25feetlong:

systlin:

I absolutely love that it has been 3700 years and we not only know the name of a shady merchant who sold inferior grade copper, but that we are STILL dragging him for it. 

The magic of words, right there. 

the best part is, if this is the same shady merchant who im thinking of, is that we know about him almost exclusively because he KEPT the stone tablet complaints he got and had a whole storeroom dedicated to keeping them. like talk about a power move.

It IS and YES, what a legend. 

begrudgingbabygoth:

officialwayneenterprises:

fuckheads-revenge:

surprisebitch:

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

@duelingstreetrat

laughlikesomethingbroken:

animatedamerican:

glumshoe:

missmaialibre:

glumshoe:

Fantasy world in which Dwarves are not motivated by greed or love of gold, only by a profound scientific enthusiasm for geology.

I’d love to see this implemented, especially as TTRPG start becoming more self-aware of their racist / sexist foundations and start working to better themselves. 

The legendary Dwarven treasure is not a horde of gold and gemstones, but a paleontology museum with a vast collection of rare and exquisite fossils. Dwarven universities specialize in the natural sciences, Dwarven economies based on the trade of interesting rocks and minerals, Dwarf detectives able to identify different muds and soils on sight.

“You said there were precious stones in here.”

“… yes?  These stones hold pieces of ancient life in them; what could possibly be more precious?”

This is a Good Post, especially because it reminds me of that scene in LotR where Gimli waxes poetic about carefully carefully chiselling into caverns to bring out their potential beauty.

packbat:

“If a person can’t get out of bed, something is making them exhausted. If a student isn’t writing papers, there’s some aspect of the assignment that they can’t do without help. If an employee misses deadlines constantly, something is making organization and deadline-meeting difficult. Even if a person is actively choosing to self-sabotage, there’s a reason for it — some fear they’re working through, some need not being met, a lack of self-esteem being expressed. People do not choose to fail or disappoint. No one wants to feel incapable, apathetic, or ineffective. If you look at a person’s action (or inaction) and see only laziness, you are missing key details. There is always an explanation. There are always barriers. Just because you can’t see them, or don’t view them as legitimate, doesn’t mean they’re not there. Look harder. Maybe you weren’t always able to look at human behavior this way. That’s okay. Now you are. Give it a try.”

“Laziness Does Not Exist” by E Price on Medium

(And a footnote I didn’t see explicitly covered in the article: laziness still doesn’t exist when it is you yourself making no progress and not knowing why. You deserve that respect and consideration, too, even from yourself.)