I absolutely love that it has been 3700 years and we not only know the name of a shady merchant who sold inferior grade copper, but that we are STILL dragging him for it.
The magic of words, right there.
the best part is, if this is the same shady merchant who im thinking of, is that we know about him almost exclusively because he KEPT the stone tablet complaints he got and had a whole storeroom dedicated to keeping them. like talk about a power move.
It IS and YES, what a legend.