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shadowraiku:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

lochnessmonsterofficial:

Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like

if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.

It didn’t work.

A tragedy in two acts

thetillys:

thetillys:

behold DUMB HEADCANONS

people think that demon hunters are reclusive and prefer their solitude, but that’s because barely anyone gets to see them during downtime. DHs are actually one of the closest knit groups on Azeroth.

not only do they understand one another’s problems intimately, but they also tend to pool resources. there’s many unique challenges to being a demon hunter, such as how to deal with scales and not go insane, that they sort of found solutions to together.

they tend to sleep in groups, huddles together. both for comfort and out of necessity: typically someone will keep watch over a sleeping group, just in case someone’s demon tries to take over at random.

and they LOVE fresh meat. while they still need other things, fresh meat quickly becomes the main factor in almost every demon hunter’s diet.

the rest of the illidari are basolutely IN on all the social interactions. matron mother always has a raunchy joke and a compliment ready whenever someone is feeling down. battlelord gaardoun keeps telling the same battle stories everyone’s heard a million times, but they still listen.

they also love parties but hardly anyone outside of the illidari has ever witnessed one. they tend to get way too rowdy for anyone who isn’t as sturdy as the demon hunters.

rockstars-flaming-discourse:

wynx-hates-pedos:

badpearl:

yiffmaster:

leave literal children alone holy shit

i absolutely hate the trend of making fun of literal children trying to be positive, kind, and compassionate, while discovering themselves. keep your spite and bitterness to yourself

Plus the kid examples in these pro cringe culture posts are clearly meant to be autistic coded which just makes thesen posts worse imo.

Bold of you to assume cringe culture isn’t targeted at autistic kids in the first place

jewishmagpie:

The reason that it seems like so many bisexuals end up in opposite-sexed relationships, generally speaking, has nothing to do with anything other than the fact that there are more people out there attracted to just the opposite sex than the same sex, or both.

Let’s play with some hypothetical, overly simplistic – and LGB exaggerated – maths.

Let’s say that Bisexual Barry has a list of 100 men and women that he could potentially date.

80 are heterosexual, 10 are homosexual and 10 are bisexual. 50 men, 50 women, where each sexuality is equally represented.

Since 40 of those men are heterosexual, now Bisexual Barry only has 60 people left that might be interested in him.

5 of those women are lesbians, so now Bisexual Barry only has 55 people left.

Out of those 55 hypothetical people, Bisexual Barry now ends up with:

  • 40 heterosexual women
  • 5 bisexual women
  • 5 bisexual men
  • 5 homosexual men

So Bisexual Barry only has an 18% chance of ending up with a man, and an 82% chance of ending up with a woman according to this overly simplistic set of maths.

That’s before checking for compatibility through looks, ambitions, personality and seeing if the other person is just as interested, too. That’s also pretending that none of those original 100 people are biphobic.

Bisexuals don’t automatically end up in opposite-sex relationships for “privilege” or any other of that biphobic nonsense. 

Most of the time, it’s basic maths.