the-anchorless-moon:

terapsina:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL there are only around 120 anonymous Michelin restaurant inspectors in the world. They spend 3 out of every 4 weeks on the road, and must vacate a region for 10 years if they think a restaurant suspects their identity.

via reddit.com

Imagine thinking your spouse is a sexy secret agent for decades only to find out he’s a restaurant critic for fat tire boy magazine

Better yet imagine a real spy getting in trouble and mistaking a restaurant critic for a fellow agent. But the critic takes their job very seriously and won’t reveal themselves and so gets pulled into some kind of huge dangerous conspiracy whilst continuing to take notes on the quality of every restaurant they almost get shot in.

@marywhal taAKITZ AU CAN YOU IMAGINE

i don’t have to imagine your tags were magnificent.

“taako just wants to make some goddamn pasta” is the funniest fucking thing to me.

onlyblackgirl:

I love how he did the lift with ease and went right back to being extra

Ain’t miss a beat.

ordinaryredtail:

kittymaverick:

Can someone please tell me this was a pair that was trying to do the death spiral that mating birds of prey do, and somehow in the process they ended up stuck on a road sign.

Because if it is, this is definitely one of the funniest “Okay, maybe we WERE a little bit over our head when we started this…” moments.

I doubt it. One of these birds is a juvenile (the top) while the other is an adult (bottom). The juvenile would have no interest in mating.

Honestly when I see hawks doing stupid stuff 9/10 times its a harris hawk—this seriously just looks like one of those stupid hawks time. They are one of the only social raptors, so this leads to some funny things, like

Stacking

The harris hawk argument for stacking is “your back is less Pokey than a cactus so imma use it”

Not even falconers are safe…

They even hold hands

Please, what are you doing harris hawks, learn how to hawk

what do the taakitz cats think of Krav’s skelie form?

najsigt:

marzipan-s:

theyre a big fan

Honey did you forget the cat in your chest cavity again?

cloudfreed:

zjayspov:

majestic-peanut:

GRANDMA!

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

gramma esther destroyed him

slytherin-assassin:

lattemonstr:

aishishiii:

item-2:

chibi-pit:

item-2:

yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit’s outfit accommodates his wings

But the real question is how does he get his spandex top on over his wings

here’s a little drawing i made hopefully explaining it:

Even better question: How does he get out of it again. 8D

alright, well i’ve seen a few people asking this, so i’m back again (this time on my main blog) to try to explain it:

i hope this clears anything up!

Do you have wings

rockstars-flaming-discourse:

wynx-hates-pedos:

badpearl:

yiffmaster:

leave literal children alone holy shit

i absolutely hate the trend of making fun of literal children trying to be positive, kind, and compassionate, while discovering themselves. keep your spite and bitterness to yourself

Plus the kid examples in these pro cringe culture posts are clearly meant to be autistic coded which just makes thesen posts worse imo.

Bold of you to assume cringe culture isn’t targeted at autistic kids in the first place