Dumb fucking question, but what if Marinette and Adrien get together and get married but STILL don’t know who their superhero identities are?
Like
Marinette will be in the middle stages of her pregnancy and have to go fight an akuma and do it anyway while Adrien is like “jeez I hope my pregnant wife is okay”
Chat would be all “yo, Ladybug… You’re more tired than usual. You okay?”
“Hm? Oh- yeah! I’m doing well, Chat.”
“Don’t hate me if I’m wrong, but have you been gaining weight, too?”
“C-chat! C’mon! I’m not getting fat!!!”
“Then you must be…”
“N-no I’m not-”
“PREGNAAAAANT!!!”
“NO I– I… yeah…”
“Sooo~ when’s the little guy or gal due?”
“According to the doctor, she’ll be due on August 2nd.”
And he’s like “Wait, your kid is due then, too?”
“Hm? You have a kid on the way???” She’s flabbergasted
“Yeah! She’s due on August 2nd like yours! Oh jeez, my wife is gonna have the cutest little purrincess~”
And it clicks between the both of them
“H-hey… Chat? We’re best friends, right?”
“Of course, my Lady!”
“Then uh… We could tell each other anything?”
“Yeah!”
“Are you… My husband?”
“Huh? What do you mean?”
“My… husband…” As she whispers, “Spots off.”
Chat is struck with shock. “M-Marinette??” Oh boy. Here it comes.
“Well, you certainly are my wife, so I guess that makes me–claws out–” he smiles. “Your husband?”
“Mon cœur!” She wraps her arms around his shoulders, squeezing tightly.
“Mon trésor!!” He laughs and kisses her cheek gingerly.
“I’m gonna hold you calling me fat against you though, my love.” She pinches his nose with a pouty smile.
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