depressedjester:

Magnus:  "WHATS UP EVERYBODY? I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!“
Taako: “I’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.”
Merle: “THEY’RE HAVING SEX IN THE PISSBUSH!”
Lucretia: “Can you stop talking? I’m trying to read the fucking Terms of Use.”
Davenport: “He’s a spacefaring kissboy.”
Barry: “Let’s do the stuff we know it’s gonna be: jeans on jeans.”
Lup: “Maybe kitties have fire resistance.”
The Voidfish: “And you get wished into nonexistence, and you get wished into nonexistence!”
Angus: “A cream-faced business boy.”
Kravitz: “It’s a human….it’s a spectre of death.”
Killian: “In a sword fight what are you not gonna see coming? Kicks from big meaty legs.”
Carey: “HE KNIFES SO FAST!”
Noelle: “I see you’re drinking from a cup. I’ve never done that.”
Avi: “Where are you going in your egg?”
Johann: “She’s DJ Slime Time. She did a sick set at my son’s Bar Mitzvah.”
Garfield: “We can always find our way back to G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.”
Leon: “Grandpa Piss is unconscious.”
Robbie: “Vape Life.”
Magic Brian: “Spider dreams!!”
Jenkins: “Nasty. Crime. Boy. Has. Come. To. Town.”
Sloane: “How underrepresented are furries in fighting games?”
Hurley: “Bikes have killed this entire family.”
Maarvey: “Just a rowdy, dirty boy.”
Legion: “Bye idiot, thanks for the souls.”
Lucas Miller: “Right now I’m “kissing the frog”. That’s what I call hacking the Matrix.”
Roswell: “That’s a crime and it’s punishable by crime!”
Vogue Elves: “Was it worth it, Todd? What you did to my family for ratings?”
The Hunger: “If H. R. Giger saw this, he’d shit his pants to death.”

John Hunger: “Extra! Extra! Read all about it! I’m a hell man!”